chang*

4/4 time he obeys.

rocking, subduing screw-loosed seats,

to some internal rhyme -

- in his head.

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4 taps a second,

utter urgency.

she types and types -

- worthless nothings.

the ”locomotive loco” and the “trippin’ typist”, two lecture theatre ‘fiends’. the first (shakerboy) almost knocked my mac to the ground with his persistent, though precisely-timed, rocking back and forth. he almost got knocked by me too. i wonder if they serve party-drugs with lunch in the canteens these days…

the second (possessed secretary) whacks so hard and fast at her keyboard that no manufacturer would give her a warranty if they had known. from the rate at which she was typing, you’d think she was helping to avert some nuclear disaster. then i looked over at her screen and saw that she was rapidly shuttling between friendster and her friends’ blogs, typing comments and all that ‘javacodovar’. at that point i didn’t feel friendly, and boy, did i have a few comments of my own.

stop LTFs today!

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